Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Just what would it be like to be smothered by nyloned feet and Win 10 is about as good as WIN ME

Somehow as I was sleeping and it might have just been erotic dreaming, for some reason our carnal passions peak when we are in REM sleep, can't understand it, but I recalled several times some pictorial events for the concept of coupling the words TOE and TOW into what finally my grandest intern Emme put the words together as TOEW, but I began to recall one afternoon when I was I think 15 years old or so, when on a afternoon, a friend of my Dads was tending me while he did some company business. Now the guy had a pretty hot wife, two daughters that had really hot legs and were not intimidated. So I had them all put on some nylons and take their smelly feet and cover my nose and mouth to see just how bad that would smell if it did at all. It didn't one of those gals later in life went on to being one of our poster girls for the club earning over $500k, but that's a subject for another time. Then there was Robin(Miss Dixie Diesel 1993) who did the same thing, situation was she too went on to being a feature talent for several truck manufacturers, Then of course there were several other the most impressive of all Erin, Miss AyreWolf 2009 , Emme was one of the SheWolvez, that too in another entry here. So with the dawning of finding new talent for things kissy, smelly toes in hose(

So for that I did a Google Search to see if there was anybody else that undertook this task, of just being nearly smothered under toes in hose. Know what? Except for some serious porn, I could not find one site that exhibited this event. Maybe I have the world record on this concept, too bad it does not make me any money nor the ayre club any money. What it all boils down to is this; 2016 is the year both the Knytes and the AyreWolvez will be spending serious cash to doing serious TV print and poster girl, pin up ads and projects, and when I say serious money, right at $15, million serious dollars. The catch finding female model talent that will go the extra miles on toes in nylon hose against my nose for these ads. Of course there's other parts here. From standing on the wings, to lying with a Harley, our shop and the club is figuring on putting its ah next best feet forward to tell America of us and of course HazzardAyre/WyldAyre Radio and TV. 
Now, many of the so called area talent agencies near here are not to keen of their talent interacting with me or club members. I thought we had someone earlier in October that would be in it for the long haul, but she copped out, I think more to Hubby dislike than anything else. But the search is on for talent, paying a minimum of $200.00 an hour, and awarding a two year contract depending on the models attitude, aptitude and dependability of $200K per year. I checked out several Facebook pages that deals with this, and while the gals featured are super hot, there is no and none contact information, from John Leglover's page to Perfect Pantyhose, they are more porn related than real model, pin up recruitment pages. If there is anyone that is of the female human gender that thinks you can handle it, and want to audition, give me a call at the number below, 
 Which brings me 
to another subject here. We as a company are in the motions of putting the old handle that I lit the candle of our ground forces going towing. What we will be doing is converting Highway Hooker Toewing (mis-spelled on purpose) and replacing that with RodeWolf Toewing, which will compliment AyreWolf Aviation, much better. On the Hazzard County side of things, the goal for 2016 Hazzard County Choppers will give way to a old handle for the shop; Cooter's Kustmz(customs) since we are wrenching on not only bikes but rat rods, and heavy trucks and restoring old John Deere's. This gets back to the need of the models, we aim to put ads out and up that will rival anything we ever have done, but the story of our company and why people need to spend money at our shop, with us, needs to be told. We have the venues picked out and three production firms including ours at SouthernSteele Media waiting, for the project to begin in March and wrap in July 2016. 
Now finally this morning as I get things together for the early morning edition of WyldAyre Radio, www.livestream.com/wyldayreradio I need to say this. Who ever at Microsoft that designed WIN 10, must be the same neanderthals that designed WIN ME. Since both perform about the same. Although WIN 10 is worse than WIN ME. Any way need to catch a shower and get ready for the early morning radio show.
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Monday, December 28, 2015

Something tells me that attendance at our ward is going to be rather shy

From what I was able to comprehend at last Sunday's service at our LDS Ward was that meeting times would be changing. Why they need to change is beyond me but hey I don't make those decisions. While it's not no big deal for me, getting my body verticl at 07:00 get dressed and all and to meeting at 09:00 might be a rough challenge but nothing I can't handle. Yet I think for many pulling some out of their fart sacks at those hours will most likely be a real deterent to many attending. Many of the oldies and moldies there will gripe and those with special needs children and all, those kids need and desire to remain horizontal all bundled up and warm most of the time and not wanting to climb out. Makes one consider what would it be like if our Heavenly Father, would think, ah I'm pooped , I don't want to get up, I'll stay in bed with the angels, bother me Monday. When we put our Bibles and attitudes towards Heavenly Father on the shelf, and don't pray, don't attend meetings, don't do what we promise to do every week when we take the sacrament that's the renewal of that promise, that we will worship and obey, not a mid service piece of bread and a sip of h2O . Many including youth should learn that, as well as learn what's what on the bearing testimony , not go up and being coached. If they don't understand it and need to be coached its not being truly felt, but that's all a subject for a new entry. 
So then I'm a very poor example of church protocol, and obedience . I chew, I consume barley pops, and I lust for the finer things in life, including fine women. Yes I'm very selective. I want a starlet southern belle, not some overweight half drugged been down everything but the Titanic grizzley bear that appears somewhat female human. And yes I will admit there are times, I'll spy someone in our Ward and a few out of the 4th Ward, that do look good, and wonder does that package perform as well as it looks? Yes it's a fact that the bible tells us, and its in the Ten Commandments, that goes Thou shalt not covet another mans wife or property. Although I don't think that a guys better half is his property. Most women that I know are free spirits, and don't want nor desire to be property or a in a way as its currently constructed in the eyes of the church a mans female human servant. Sure the Relief Society and other assignments in the church are important, but in my way of thinking women ought to be able to hold the Priesthood, as well as preside in more advanced places in the church such as President and see-er of the church. Ask any man to be honest and its his female companion that sees and does most of the heavy lifting in a marriage and home, not just kids, cooking and laundry. 
So its early mornings for Church now, question is why can't they do this during the summer months? Which would work great for me, Church in the mornings, and NASCAR in the afternoons. 
My opinions I could be wrong.
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Monday, December 14, 2015

Where AyreWolf Meets Hazzard County HazzardAyre Radio www.livestream.com/hazzardayre

Cause and effect. Some people especially those buttnugget college boys in Palo Alto California who cruise the cyber roads of Facebook love to jump on some things saying this ain't allowed. Yet fringe bootlegging porno pages can post unknown content and nothing is done even if you flush out the damn thing. Oh my don't do that. HazzardAyre Radio is undergoing a major overhaul, both in content, on air people and upgrading equipment. As well as shopping around for a new streaming service. But I can tell you come March 1st HazzardAyre will be on in full power, yes the Force has awakened. 

Saturday, December 12, 2015

A bit off center

When it comes to those human musky smells or aromas does it matter which gender catches a whiff as to if the smell is rotten, or if its pleasing? And does it matter ? Example; a woman's crotch. If a guy smells it , it may come off as to a very enticing inviting pleasant smell. The question is; does a woman find the smell offensive or of a maternal pleasing smell? 
Through as many years as I have been writing for the Knytes and Wolf Pack, through research at Hazzard County University (Boss Hoggs community college) that womens feet if they are bare really smell foul, yet if those feet are encased in nylons the human feet smell rather sweet. So I thought I'd dealve into the other areas of the female anatomy. Crotch, underarms and yes that hiney. We can think that the hiney is going to smell, because like it or not, because of the fact that hiney is where she drops her bio waste, its going to smell rather dungy. However if its all nice and clean, and all does it continue to smell like poo? Or no smell? Going up, the first stop, are the breasts, yes those life giving bags of nutritional  value. Because of continious excreation of lactational liquid its under those breasts unless recently washed are going to smell like rotten milk.
Okay so we leave the breasts, for the underarms. Nothing really new either way. Arm pits are going to smell like Deorderant or salt. Then there are other areas, behind her ear that you just love to nibble on, and few women put perfume behind, that waste ear wax sweat, smells like horse wax. So we have the places most women smell . So the question is, does it depend on who smells it, if its a guy do all areas of her anatomy smell bad or do most offer an inviting aroma. Or and do women if they catch these smells find them to just stink, or welcoming aromas? More research is required.
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Damn there's a lot of stupid on display here in Evanston Wyoming

If critters and natural beauty were all there is to it, and pretty much any more it is, Evanston Wyoming, would be a leader on the tourists guides. Where else can you look outside your balcony window, and see crisp mountain air, snow capped mountains and mule deer frolicking in an empty lot, just a few feet from you. Yet we seem to have a serious epidemic in the stupid category. Now I have seen sheer stupid in Twin Falls Idaho with getting in a car or SUV,(Mormon troop carrier) and turning their brains off as they start the dang thing. I have seen absolute ignorance in those taking off the brake and throwing out their brains in Utah, but never have I seen anything like the real idiots behind the wheel like I see daily here in Evanston. Seems it'd be better for the motoring public if they put a copy of the drivers handbook, in with the Book of Mormon. This way these people might read and obey, I say might. For the most part most of these people have got it, but that thing on the side of the steering wheel is to let those approaching you at a stop light know what the hell it is your going to do. At least 200 feet or better before the intersection. How about coming to a complete stop at a stop light or stop sign, not these out in the Boonies pauses. Damn it the word says , " STOP !!!", The list goes on but, and there be some seriousness to this, maybe its the open, who cares recreational controlled substances use here. If it's not Meth, its weed, and a considerable amount of nose candy. Of course there are the classic battles of the haves and have nots, and most of the battle can be seen even in an LDS church Ward. You have all the fantastic greetings at the door, but sit down, and you'll hear such things as, ah don't sit next to him, he smells funny, or ah doesn't he have anything better to wear? Answer, yes I do, just they ain't clean and I ain't heard one of those stuck ups offer to come over and help clean house(1 bedroom apartment) and do wash. Not one, but my can they set themselves up for one serious nosedive into that infamouse pile of manure. My Mom taught me a grand saying that goes the bird that flys to high ends up in a cow platter(pile of manure) That means about the time you begin to think your all that is about the time God, shows you, damn well you ain't. Now saying that, no I don't think I'm the perfect driver, However I do try to remember the lessons from Mr. Meachum my high school drivers ed teacher, plus the old salty dog of a retire UHP trooper turned trucker instructor. And of course John W Nausbaum of Johnny's Towing (the original) of Twin Falls. Of course I drive like I fly, and remember things from flight instruction, in the Marines, then back here, when I converted my military license into my civilian license. Pilots do everything better. 
So if you like wildlife, if you like remote locations to live, and can stand arrogant and plain stupid people on controlled substances then Evanston Wyoming is for you.
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Friday, December 11, 2015

In it all I lost me, time for self repair

It was exactly a week ago to date and hour, that I was at the Uinta County Hospital looking up at some rather concerned hospital technicians who had just used those jumper cables to bring this old Wolf back to life. The parting words from Doctor Morgan, and staff was, you got to slow down, take your meds on time, and try not to have too much stress. Fine for them, they don't have a shop to support and operate, try to get back to towing full time and find time to get back into the air flying part time. Add in there getting everything back on the air on HazzardAyre Radio. This past week, I've tried not to go to the shop as much, trying to lift the weight off my shoulders. Brother Hutch and our Bishop said a prayer for the shop, and all, but that didn't help much, the same no money flow that has plagued the operation from day one, is truly getting to being too much. See its not that the shop and all that's losing money or shouldn't be, especially HighWay Hooker Toewing. Sure a not as aggressive name might inspire business , but changing the name right now in the middle of the stream would not be smart. The reason I say that is we catch at least 12 calls minimum off of Yelp, and our Google business page, which doesn't sound like much , but 12 calls at $80.00 a snag would pay the rent bill each month. Sure Rick my partner at the shop, doesn't want to go tow. He's more of a warm body, in the shop. As for me, its me. But LexiBelle just sits. Next week if we still have a shop, its knuckle down on LexiBelle, even if I've got to bring some outside people to help me get her back to operation. For a long while the doubters said that LexiBelle wouldn't be allowed on rotation with the Highway Patrol here. Talked with the captain, here, he said if she had a cosmetic makeover and a minor amount of upgrading like the wheel lift, that she'd be allowed. So it's not that we can't run. But then there's the rest of the gig here.
A year and 3 weeks ago, I drug myself out of Woods Cross Utah, here to create a new radio station here, both online as well as over the air. Over that period of time, there was the bit with Lotty's Bar that we as a AC/MC were going to convert into a aviators/bikers bar and cafe. That fell on its ass faster than Enos falling over Daisy. First $4,000.00 a month for rent, without a liquir license was too much of a gamble plus the renovation, the business climate here would not support that. So I scrubbed that. But not before there was a slight bit of turmoil from a able gal Named Brittany, who, said she'd be all that for the business. In the end she was just not as committed as the club was. Then came the shop. I got into that because some lame idiot named Delbert said he'd go in half, but he backed out. Then came Joey, good guy, but too much weed , not no money, so came July, I was in the process of getting out of the shop. Haul LiL Wolf and the Subaru, back to Twin Falls, store both where LexiBelle was at, and get my flock and Wolf-Pack outta here. But fate jumped in, a tall drinkwater sorta cowpuncher jumped in. July's Rent and Augusts rent paid. But here came September no rent. So Rick and I jumped in. But General JaxSon, blew a heater hose, that cost me $600.00 so no rent and only because I had the help of the church do I have a roof over my head. By the first week, November it was decided to bring LexiBelle here to Evanston. So Rick and I loaded up in Dark Horse, and truck to Twin Falls. With some expensive parts and fuel, LexiBelle is here. It's snow, I get the calls, but can't respond. That's about to change. But I also know if I don't slow down I'm only going to be towing on God's Highway in the sky, its time for me to do some reflecting and self repair. More Saturday morning.
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Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Why doesn't Idaho have co pays for use of Medicaid services and every one else does?

After a year and continuing at least for the forseeable future, that I have lived outside of Idaho, and seeing how damn stupid both Utah and Wyoming runs such things as their Medicaid funding and as such benefits , I have to ask why is there no clear cut searchable definition of why Idaho does not require a co pay to see a doctor, get hospital tests or on prescriptions, yet both Utah and Wyoming does? In Idaho when you get Medicaid, that's hit, go to the doctor, show em your card walk out the door, same for a hospital prcedure or prescriptions. Once your Medicaid 411 is on their computer, you don't need to shell out any money from your pocket. Yet in Utah, it's at least $3.00 same for prescriptions, its $4.00 per prescription. In Wyoming, its $3.00 per prescription, But why? I have been researching this some especially today, when I had to rake out the last $10.00 I had in the world, for some followup procedures, none of which was as bad as having a what looked like a gas line, up my anus, got brought home from The hospital, took the meds, tried to lie down when our grand landlord at the shop called. Not that we want to , but rent not paid. Sorry, but Uncle had a hiccup on my Military pay, this month, some address 411 confusion. I'll get it back they say, if not it'll double in January, but the $733.00 I usualy get via SSA, pays my basic expenses and it just about couldn't do that. But our shop rent was late this month. So got balled out by the Landlord, of the shop. So I'm looking at other shops, If Rick goes with me on it, if not its close that down, pack it up and its back to Idaho for me , I'm done with it. Heck I can't even get to Church this week end as there's no go juice.  Outside of getting to the shop and occassional run to Wal-Mart for food, I'm stuck. in my opinion as far as I'm concerned , when it comes to Evanston Wyoming, my response is to heck with the sumbytch. A few weeks ago in Church, Brother Larson of our LDS ward here, got up and yapped how sweet Evanston was and all, I had to sit on my hands and hold my breath so tight as I wanted to just stand up in the middle of Sacrament meeting and explain just how damn wrong he is, and my experiences to date. Today I was able to buy some time, but unless we have money in the landlords bank account on Friday, We'll be out mid week next week. 
So in closing why is it that Idaho's Medicaid program require a co pay for doctor visits etc, but Utah's and Wyoming's does?
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